In case you just gained internet access, a meme or internet meme as it’s often called is defined as a thought, commonality, or characteristic a particular person or thing tends to have portrayed in an abstract way.
These things have a knack for spreading like a high school rumor.
Memes are a staple in all walks of life and ages at this point.
My mother sends them..
Although she tends to specialize in only sharing memes from greater than two years ago, that places a spotlight on where the practice has taken us.
In this blog I share some of the fun. You’ll get the laughs I find so important that contribute to the happiness we all strive for.
With these random memes that veer into dad joke territory, you’ll also find a host of relatable thoughts and behaviors. In the meantime don’t forget my favorite behavior.. putting yourself in position to Be Great.
Let’s get it!
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70+ Random Funny Memes You Need To Share
(UPDATED MONTHLY)
What I have in store for you are some cool memes with obscure references from all across the spectrum. Regardless of your age, lifestyle, or disposition there’s something here that’ll make you smirk.
1. Clipse meme
A strong segment of the population is keenly aware of the impact the “Grindin’” instrumental had on schoolhouse desks across America. This beat was so good that to this day I replicate that audio adventure whenever the materials present themselves.
The Neptunes produced a classic hip hop track.
PS that’s a CD also known as a compact disk for you ‘youngins’ out there. It’s how we listened to music for a time period.
2. Dad joke meme
I don’t know how many share the sentiment, but… I’m not a big talker. I’m more cut from the observational cloth so when I throw a zinger out there I know it’s supposed to hit.
I might even wait a little, just don’t let it be to my chagrin 😆.
3. Streaming meme
Sometimes I question my decision making skills with the amount of streaming sites I open my wallet for.
With all of these sites it shouldn’t be this often I struggle to find the entertainment experience I pay for. Then when a specific movie comes to mind, excitement ensues.. only for it to be unavailable.. unless.. I.. pay.. more..
4. try me meme
Call it what you want, but no matter how many trips I take around the sun, if the toy says try me - guess who’s trying.
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5. Terms And Conditions meme
How many apps are in your phone? That’s approximately how many terms and conditions you’ve agreed to. Not including those you’ve parted ways with.
Now tell me how many terms and conditions you and/or your lawyer have gone over line by line. If the over/under is 1.5 my money’s on the under.
But don’t fret, I’ve developed a fail proof solution to this problemo. Prayer.
Since the first terms and conditions I had to click back in the dial-up days I’ve been asking the man upstairs to watch over my lack of diligence before I hit that agree box. So far so good 😆🙏.
6. toddler Meme
Parents, older siblings, aunts, uncles, big cousins.. it’s a universal truth that toddlers disobey direct orders. At an earlier age than you may realize they know what no means 🤨, they just no care.
7. chicken breast meme
You know what it is, have to keep the protein intake up. It seems like less and less people are eating meat. Not I, I’m a chicken breast connoisseur and when a sale hits I do my lil’ ‘dancy’ dance.
8. procrastinator meme
Procrastination is the Devil’s greatest disguise. With it he finds his way into my life like a good metaphor that would’ve been perfect, but it’s too late because the conversation has moved on by the relevant topic.
Take my advice, do it now. Later has evasive skills that of Neo in the Matrix.
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9. son meme
I used to annoy my mother into complying with my desires. It didn’t always work, but when it worked it worked.
No means no except when ‘moms’ says you can’t stay out 30 minutes after curfew.. that no might be flexible. But be careful, user discretion is advised.
10. bulking season meme
If you’re a Jay-Z music fan as I am you wouldn’t think he enjoyed the culinary arts as much as he appears to in this still shot, but like he I partake with pleasure.
When it’s time to add some weight I welcome the extra calories. Bulking season is still currently going strong by the way.
11. big calves meme
This is pure satire, for most believe calves aren’t able to grow. They are, but it’s still a fun joke the fitness community gets behind, because whether they grow or not they are quite stubborn.
12. eating chips meme
Are Bugles still around? I know I could Google this, but I’d rather ask the question and wait for a DM response 1-7 times weekly over the next year 😆.
I have a few memes left to describe.
I don’t know if they’re around, yet they used to be around my fingers as I’d disturb my mother by leaving crumbs on the living room furniture.
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13. on hold meme
..If the wait time is higher than normal.. why is it normal for me to have a wait time?
Don’t give me a shoe string and say “go fishing”. Be honest, I’ll be on hold for 96 minutes.. might even get hung up on and lose my place in line. Set my expectations.
Every time I call there will be a wait.
14. dragon ball z cell meme
Whenever I see Cell the furnace in my belly increases its intensity.
He terrorized my favorite Dragon Ball characters day after day. I’d rush home from school and plant myself in front of the big back TV to watch in agony as the Z fighters fell to his formidable strategy 30 minutes at a time.
15. gym music meme
I usually have my headphones fully charged with my playlist going, but on the off chance I slip up.
About once every 101 gym trips, I question the sound selection. There’s a shortage of preteen girls in the gym, so why does the DJ cater to a demographic that doesn’t exist?
16. parents helping with homework meme
Growing up, grade after grade you learn and add on to what you learned. They talk about the importance of understanding concepts, yet we quickly realize it’s unlikely we’ll use much of the mathematical equations in the “real world”.. so we thought.
They should tell us we need to learn so we can help our kids with homework. I probably still wouldn’t have remembered, but they could at least say I told you so, because I have a middle schooler and I don’t remember how to do NONE of this sh*t.
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17. A meme that parents would understand
Being a parent is one of my greatest joys, as corny and washed up as it sounds it’s true.
However.
I’m about to put a “daddy watch this” counter on the wall. You get 3-5 “look at me” requests per week, I can only fake being impressed by your cartwheel that looks like you’re tumbling down a hill so many times. I still love you though.
18. Tom and Jerry funny meme
Tom & Jerry is a classic comedy with little to no words. Impressive to hold a child’s attention this way, but it worked.
How did Jerry manage to fit so much in his home though? And what did garden rakes have against Tom?
19. calves meme
Again, calves do grow, but again.. funny. Can’t go wrong with memes including missing light bulbs on the outside of brick and mortar establishments.
20. Cowboys choke meme
Cowboy fans are annoying, but what’s more annoying is the glimmer of hope the Dallas Cowboys give year after year.
They’re never outright terrible, they’re always good enough to make you dream. And if you’ve been watching this season, the set up was and will be in play again.
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21. mean dog meme
I don’t mess with other people’s dogs maaan. Keep your companions on a leash.
I’m probably still scarred from a childhood incident where a high school kid hit 6 year old me with the sic ‘em treatment. Me and unfamiliar dogs have been at odds ever since.
22. sneeze meme
A good sneeze is quite euphoric. A sneeze that doesn’t happen is not. That’s like when your parents promise you a trip to Great American Cookie and when the trip happens it’s just a trip, no cookie.
23. pre workout poop meme
Pre workout will send you to the commode with no remorse.
Nothing worse than making it through your warm up with no signs of an upcoming bowel movement. Only to be unpleasantly surprised by a number two during the one time you need muscular tension every where, but the lower sphincter.
24. dad humor memes
I’m a dad. I make dad jokes. I make so many dad jokes that my 14 year old makes dad jokes.
It’s a beautiful thing.
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25. I love cookies meme
I present the reason I miss high school. I don’t know if this was just a Killeen, TX thing, but that fresh hot three-pack took all my spare change and every George Washington in my wallet every business day.
If I wasn’t so deep into sports I would’ve been a diabetic because my glycemic impact was quite high in those days.
26. Walmart meme funny
I should’ve did this one in black & white. Will normalcy ever return?
The pandemic took 24 hours of Walmart and it took my gym away from being open 24 hours. In fact my go-to gym is closing down at the end of October.
I now only have memories of this sweet period that I took for granted.
27. lawn care meme
Weeds have little emotional intelligence.
I used to think lawn care stopped at the mower, but apparently weeds have other ideas. One day of rain and the weeds go from zygote to 36 years old.. they must be on super growth hormone or something.
Why don’t they care about the sweat I sacrifice in the Texas sun to keep a neat lawn?
28. fitness is my life meme
This might be the realest meme I ever cobbled together.
The Olympic bar feels like a feather when you’re getting ready to throw weight around in the workout facility. Anything resembling the Olympic bar at home feels like Thor’s hammer.
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29. heavy rain meme
Either I’m incompetent or there is no such thing as perfectly matching your windshield wipers with the rain.
It’s either too much wiping, which annoys my spirit, or not enough wiping, which leaves me with a squint that could be confused with smoldering like the first time I met my would-be wife. How do I get this right?
30. little debbie meme
They say set goals and go after them, maybe I took that the wrong way, maybe I actually accomplished my goal.
That’s for me to know and work through as I crunch on these stars.
31. speed limit meme
Apparently this is the driver’s section of the meme collection and this one touches on a hot topic in life: perception.
While going 5-7 miles over the speed limit? You’ll get no reaction from me.
However!
While going a mere 1 mile over the speed limit, with a flashing sign??
I’ll hit the brakes like they made disrespectful comments about my daughters.
32. turn signal meme
I beg of you, share this meme.
I’m tired, sick AND tired of the insufficient turning signal use on public roads.
I need to know you plan on weaving into my lane, just like I need to know I can stop waiting for your car to pass mine as I patiently anticipate joining traffic.
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33. getting a whooping meme
Embarrassment as a youth differs from that as an adult.
I can’t think of much that’ll embarrass me nowadays, but before this enlightenment period what got me the most was the details my mother would put on display when the homies came over.
The vivid portrayal.. somehow she’d morph into William.. William Shakespeare.
34. workout clothes meme
Gym clothes are expensive or I’m cheap. Tomato to-motto.
Anytime I can catch a bargain you got me. Even if you do the marketing trick of making the tag price higher than the price you plan on selling it for, I’m at checkout.
35. parents be like meme
I knew once I had a child on the way in ‘09 my “protector” license expanded, but I wasn’t aware floors, tables, and chairs were added to the enemy list. Kids really get satisfaction watching you beat up the “opposition”.
36. Job memes
I don’t know how the high school counselors speak now, but in my day they were serious about you having your ducks in a row.
Turned out me, and I’m sure a lot of you ended up jumping around a bit in the career department, maybe that’s the entrepreneurial spirit. Maybe it’s the short attention span we’ve developed with the progression of technology.
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37. twerking meme
This is an opening statement to the Juvenile rap classic and Steph Curry catching a breather reminded me of the response many women tend to have when the beat dropped during my party/club days.
38. Overeating meme
Those calories will sneak up on you.
This is why I recommend keeping track of your food intake. What you may think isn’t much is often much.
39. Heads Up Seven Up meme
I’m showing my age with this one.
If you remember this classroom pastime you know the feeling of when they say “heads up” and the gal you had your eyes on is standing at the chalkboard having tapped the thumb of another young lad.
40. bad singing meme
Who said you have to wait until you know the words to a snazzy groove to join in? If a jam touches me on the first listen I’m there like predictive text.
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41. Planet Fitness meme
Wherever you workout is fine by me, as long as you’re getting it in you can be in the Sahara desert for all I care, but if you know anything about Planet Fitness you’ve heard of the lunk alarm and related policies.
Make too much noise or get a little too “intimidating” and your membership is in jeopardy.
42. When you lie on your resume meme
Take a minute and look at your résumé. Now look at you.. is it the same?
We all have a tendency to spice things up a bit when seeking employment. Similar to how Batman and Robin “scaled” these horizontal buildings.
43. Life coach meme
The more reflective you are the more you grasp this concept: life is on your terms.
Happiness included.
There will be variables you have to account for, but the results are almost exclusively on you. The only finger to point is at yourself.
Swallow this tablet.
44. Chicken alfredo meme
I’ve held my tongue long enough, time for the truth to come forth.
Chicken alfredo is overrated.
It’s not bad, but it’s not top 2, 5, 9, or 20. I’ll take a buttery grilled cheese any cheat meal day over chicken alfredo.
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45. the floor is lava meme
They say you shouldn’t lose your youth with age, I guess I listened because if my daughter says “the floor is lava” I’m airborne like the pollen count.
46. Detox meme
Don’t fall for the wink these commercial companies throw your way.
These quick cleansing fixes do everything, but fix. I other than enjoy the misleading of people aiming to improve their health, so I’ll point it out whenever it comes across my desk.
47. gym spotter meme
I love to help, especially when a guy is going for a personal record, whether it’s 1 rep or 8 reps.. still..
Don’t ask the same person for a spot every time you hit the gym, unless y'all are workout buddies. We aren’t there to exclusively help lift your weight.
Follow the unwritten gym rules.
48. Funny food meme
Sticking to your diet takes power of will and even with will power; continuously exerting that power is a task.
When you don’t live alone your fellow inhabitants seem to show no regard for your difficulty. Temptation is everywhere and my wife loves to leave idle goodies, knowing I have the binge gene 🤦♂️.
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49. best insult meme
The comeback of all comebacks before you hit puberty. Just hope you don’t get hit with “good question what are you” because your “work smarter not harder” strategy will be in danger at that point.
50. Waist trainer meme
One thing you’ll realize once becoming a trainer is you can give advice and motivate, but it’s ultimately on the client to receive and apply.
I’ve had the waist training is ineffective talk a bit more than I’d care to only to have a client still show up in a girdle, ready to work.
I make the same face Tom Brady made every time.
51. Playing outside meme
What you look forward to most as a kid is to grow up and be able to make your own decisions. If only I had the authority to give myself permission to get wet in my adolescent years. Now I have the authority, but none of my friends play in with the water hose any more 🥺.
52. crying during a movie meme
Pursuit of Happiness is a touching story about a man down on his luck, homeless, and losing his wife, but trying to survive with a young son. Whenever this or John Q comes on with Denzel Washington risking it all for his kid.. weirdly onions appear and I start cutting.
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53. allergy season meme
There’s nothing like being betrayed by nature just based on the time of year. One day you can breathe fresh air and smile. The next you need a nasal vest.
54. making babies laugh meme
I recently had my third kid and thought.. to be a fly on the wall.. watching some oversized organism lock-in and repeat a bout of foolishness again and again, just for a few of those toothless laughs would be hilarious.
55. binge eating meme
If I’ve been on your radar long enough you know I’m the all or nothing type, which is why I space my cheat meals out. I go crazy, so here’s a dieting struggle meme for you.
56. protein meme
Can’t miss your protein feedings.. building block of all muscle baby, so here’s a fitness meme based in reality.
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57. back problems meme
Slight scoliosis is part of my description and if I sit without a heating pad for too long?
Night night - lower back on Scream number 7. Kevin Durant’s face here made me think of the movie franchise.
58. phone brightness meme
I don’t know if I’m getting sensitive with age or what, but if I check my phone in the middle of the night a shockwave gets sent through my orbital socket.
59. power nap meme
I promise kid number one-three had/has some sort of biological connection that tells them to wake up if I decide to sneak in a nap while they napped. They never wanted pops to win at life 😆.
My fellow fathers, mothers, and guardians can relate to this.
60. steroids meme
I joke about the ‘roids a lot, but it’s one of the ironic, laugh at yourself topics. Part of why the road to success should be traveled for you is due to no matter how hard you work.. If it’s for the outside world they’ll try to degrade your accomplishments. Do it for you and laugh along the way.
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61. Calories meme
You can interpret this two ways. It’s fitting since when I mention body manipulation during fitness consultations the listening party tends to interpret it one of these two ways.
Take this weight management meme and run.
62. summer body meme
“I know you probably hear this every day, but I’m your biggest fan.” Had to give a nod to this classic Eminem track.
63. bad joke meme
I guess all jokes have a shelf-life, but it’s hard to retire the ones that kill.
That one that works with every new person you meet.
I need to create a Hall of Fame for the jokes I’ve been forced to prematurely retire in life; pour one out for the dead jokes.
I like the range of a Drake meme, Joe Biden meme, and LeBron James meme rolled into one though.
64. tired and sleepy meme
Another dad meme, but also a sleep meme. It’s amazing to watch my youngest get angry at the fact his body is saying it’s time to go to sleep.
When I’m tired I just get delirious and my humor sensitivity reaches its peak. I laugh at it all.
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65. running late meme
Whatever person that’s employed at the traffic light department must have me on a television set like The Truman Show or something.
There’s no way every time I’m in a rush the green lights rush too. So here’s a nod to the fastest man to ever walk the planet: Usain Bolt.
66. parenting is hard meme
This one is a nod to my oldest daughter.
She always has something to show or tell me. “Daddy watch this!” “Daddy can I?..” can I move my bowels without interruption??
When you have kids, you make memes about kids.
67. can’t sleep funny meme
On days I’m tired.. dozing.. in and out of undesired slumber.
Nightfall comes around and my body seems to forget how to release melatonin. Apparently I need to have a sit down with my body clock, for I shouldn’t have to make this kind of can’t sleep meme.
68. Junk Food Meme
Vegeta knows what it’s like when you stumble into a cheat meal rabbit hole you didn’t intend to stumble into. “That was really 4900 calories??”
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69. Funny Parenting Meme
They say history repeats itself. I vividly remember the times I hit my mother with the “look at me” treatment. Now my kids are paying it forward.. I’m running out of looks..
70. Funny Steroids Meme
This is why you have to do it for you. Can’t convince somebody else that their limits aren’t yours. However I do find the comedy in how you can be dissed from both sides of the spectrum.
71. Funny New Years Resolution Meme
The new year tends to come around and I encourage all to pick at least one aspect of life to improve upon. However this meme touches on a common issue, and that issue is no matter how much momentum you kick things off with.. your old habits will try to seep back in. Stay strong.
72. Funny Stretching Meme
“Don’t act like you’re not impressed mah lady, I know you think this is sexy.” he said while deflecting from his less than masculine positioning.
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73. FUNNY DIET MEME
Dietary fat is the second most important macronutrient (protein comes in first), but for some reason it has been labeled as “fat”.. do you know how many people follow low fat diets because they believe dietary fat will make them fat??
Simply due to “fat” being in the name.. that is a sinister plan whether intentional or unintentional.
74. Funny Bodybuilding Meme
9 times out of 10 if you’re on a “weight loss journey” you are on a fat loss journey.
A fat loss journey means you want to lose fat. If you’re on the Oregon Trail of “I want you gone” fat and what is gone is muscle.. I don’t know of much that can cause such an emotional toll.
My first crush didn’t hurt me that bad.
75. Warming Up meme
There was a point in time where I could show up at the club, drink until I was drunk, catch a ride home, sleep for 2 1/2 hours, and then hit the gym with maximum intensity.
That time is no longer.
It now requires a multistep process to get this guy to full intensity.. father time doesn’t lose.